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Clinging to my guns and religion
By William R. Strong, New Bethlehem


I have just retired from the practice of law after 34 years. For the past several months, I have been continually asked, “What are you going to do?” and “Won’t you get bored?”

I became frustrated searching for the correct answers.

Miraculously, Barack Hussein Obama rescued me from my frustration by giving me the correct answer.

I am going to cling to my guns and religion (Jesus Christ) to cope with my frustration since I am now a redneck from Hoopieville (blue collar person).

I am anxious to hear the next gem of wisdom that Obama has learned from his pastor, Rev. Jeremiah Wright.

 

 

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